Goldilocks and the three bears

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

“I was walking through the deserted woods one day minding my own business when I saw this strange little hut in the middle of nowhere I went to the door and knocked on it. “Hello is anyone in there?” I yelled there was no reply. So I thought to myself if no one is in there I could go inside. When I went inside there were three bowls of this runny grey stuff. It didn’t look nice but I was hungry, so I thought why not? The first bowl was nice but it was way too hot so I threw it out. The second bowl tasted like gravel in milk so I put the gravel back outside. The third bowl was the right temperature and didn’t taste like gravel so I ate it all. After I ate I got quite thirsty so I went into the kitchen and got myself a glass of coke. After I got my coke I took it into the next room where there were three chairs. I sat in the first chair it was way too hard and hurt when I sat on it. The second chair was too ugly so I decided not to sit on it. The third chair was nice and soft but when I went to sit on it I accidentally spilt my coke on it and it got all wet and I wasn’t going to sit on a wet chair! By then I was getting quite tired so I went to find a bed. I went up stairs and looked in the first room nothing. Then I went into the next room there were three beds. I went to lie on the bed it was soft but it was way too ugly. The bed next to it was way too big and way too ugly and just looked yuck. The third bed looked quite plain but it was soft and it would do. I lay down on the bed and decided to take a quick nap. I was dreaming about this nice chocolate cake when I heard all this shouting down stairs that woke me up. I decided to take a look downstairs to see who was down there. When I went downstairs there were three talking beds. The mama bear was hitting the papa bear and yelling at the baby bear. Then it all went quite and they started looking at me. Then the mama bear started roaring straight into my face. “You eat our food, ruin our chairs, sleep in our beds, then you come down here and just stand there! Who do you think you are!?” “I’m Goldilocks” I said. This caused a huge uproar in the bear family. While they were yelling and fighting between themselves I walked out of their house and ran all the way home. When I got home I told mum everything that had happened. She said I was nuts and she sent me here.” Goldilocks said to her psychiatrist.